Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.
I hate everything about this.
I don’t know, “Frighteningly sudden” has a certain magic to it.
A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.
PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh
Onomatopoopia
chef’s kiss
Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing
Mama Mia!