Yeah Luke!! Cool dude
Why would Phil be afraid of his son, Shadow the Groundhog?
Yeah but what about DEI?
I want to get it but am tired, can anyone explain?
Look at the flags, all traditionally conservative flags. And conservatives are known for their fear of anything Fox News tells them to be afraid of
Right-wingers run on fear of anyone and anything they don’t understand, which is a lot.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering. <-- we are here
Suffering leads to alcoholism. <-- we are here
Fixed that for you
Every year, the top hat guys in Pennsylvania consult Phil the groundhog, on Groundhog Day. If Phil sees his own shadow, the there will be six more weeks of winter.
But it unfortunately looks like this year Phil has gotten sucked into the MAGA-sphere, and he’s now so paranoid that he won’t even come out to look.
How will we ever find out if there’s going to be six more weeks of winter?
Our entire society collapses if we do not have the prognosticating rodent. It’s the basis of our way of life!
Far right wing, well really pretty much all the MAGA people, are scared of made up Boogeymen and are a bunch of crybaby bitches. The flags on Phil’s home mark him as one of those cowards.
As an added layer of irony, Punxsutawney, PA is a very right-wing town.
