What belongs on pizza vs not is an intimate decision between your tastebuds and your brain; place your order according to their findings.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa, so in the event that I’m ordering a pizza on your behalf, then yeah I’ll need to know your preference. Otherwise, if your brain gives you nom-dopamine when you eat a sauerkraut, cookie dough, and pre-workout powder pizza, then you do you.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa
I guess the only way to truly find out is to see how deep we can stick our tongues into each other’s ears, right?
Am I the only one?
wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.
Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza
I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.
I do not like it. I don’t like pineapple that is warm in any context.
I also don’t give a fuck, I just pretend it’s a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle
Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It’s really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.
I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.
I’ll eat it whole if I’m somewhere I won’t pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there’s no other type of pizza. I wouldn’t think of ordering it on purpose.
Some probably hate it because it’s a meme to hate it
Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word “moist” (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).
We don’t have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
THANK YOU
I am so over this forced meme.
This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.
Just call me Laurel.
Or Yanny.
Man, aren’t we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about
So I’m allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?
You bitches wouldn’t listen!
that’s when I go get tested for covid
Sweet and salty just don’t go well together with rare exceptions
I’m not sure I’ve ever stumbled across a worse opinion. Amazing. Well done.
Seems so. I cannot for the life of me understand how people like things such as salty chocolate or salted caramel
Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.
Please don’t fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices
Absolutely has its place and the hate is unreasonable, but its not a classic pizza, its more like its own thing and that is fine.
Technically most pizzas aren’t classic at all. Even New York pizza is hated on by Italians, though frankly i think it’s better than Italian pizza
I’ll say it again: tuna, onions and pineapple pizza rocks.
Where can I find a pineapple pizza rock?
Just overcook pizza rolls.
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The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.
I do not like pizza (it’s half a cheese toastie), but if I had to have a slice, Hawaiian is the sole option.
Juiced and used in a pina colada is the only acceptable use for pineapple.
Piña Colada is good, but try frying the rings in a 2:1 mix of brown sugar to butter until tender, then boil down the sauce into a caramel of sorts.
This guys makin a Ham Glaze.
That sounds like the top of a pineapple upside down cake, which is the dish that taught me I don’t like pineapple.
Oh, you shoulda just said you hate pineapple instead of beating around the bush in your first content.
Try a jungle bird next time. Far superior.
https://punchdrink.com/recipes/giuseppe-gonzalezs-jungle-bird/
It’s the sweet and tart, just like some olives.
You monster.
