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To be fair, The Onion could just report the strait up real news for the next (hopefully) 4 years and it wouldn’t be any different then anything they normally would post.
I’m gonna have a blast playing “Onion or Nonion?” with my roomies.
Straight
Gay
You know, I didn’t realize until now that the left arm will not make that shape.
With enough force, you can make someones arm do that
Not with that attitude.
German efficiency has found ways to predict the future.
I hate that the postillons political articles are not even obviously bullshit anymore.
Newest prediction:
Seeing this would be sincerely impressive
Don’t say Elon never did anything for you, TheOnion.
What a wanker.
