Proof that doing good things blesses you with good looks
I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.
The thing is Stephen King recently told a story in Billy Summers about how a triggerman fades into the woodwork after a pro hit. And King is someone who only does a bit of research (contrast someone like Chuck Palahniuk).
So yeah, someone who is not quite dressed like the guy getting caught on camera and then held up by police as a suspect sounds like the police being lazy.
It’s a hired killer. Follow the fucking money.
Whoever it was, I wanna know if they’re available to visit Putin. I would totally help crowdfund that.
HOLY SHIT I KNOW THIS GUY.
He goes by Deez Nuts.
Got em
Holy shit that’s Dee? I think I went to school with him back at Ligma University
I met his gf Candice once
To these eyes it could be a man or a woman. The face has kind of a Julia Roberts vibe.
From what I can gather the disgruntled insurance victim was wearing some of the most generic high end clothing for the new york area. There are so many people running around with similar clothing that they are probably just throwing pictures out there looking for a scapegoat they can destroy.
Doubt, I hope this guy gets away but I believe all the video clips and photos realaed are definitely the guy who pulled the trigger. The police are good at tracking someone down if a rich person gets hurt or killed
Stop spreading misinformation about this beautiful and innocent fella, and if you see them in public, no you didn’t, capiche?
They’re not even wearing the same jacket. One is a hoodie and the other is a military style, zip-up jacket. It takes about 10 seconds to identify 10 differences in their clothing.
You don’t think it’s possible that someone who seems to have gone into decent effort planning this out didn’t bring two jackets?
Wearing one jacket most of the time and the other while you actually are doing the crime seems like a good idea to me.
Why would he choose two different jackets of similar enough style to catch the attention of anyone reviewing security footage? That type of decision doesn’t seem to be one that would be made by someone as obviously competent as the shooter.
That’s a good point but I still don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibilities, I think a lot of things will remain unclear unless he gets caught. Hopefully he never gets caught and this can remain an interesting mystery
You overestimate the cops’ competency. They’re mostly fascist dumbfucks who only manage to have a career because they’re willing to beat or evict all the poor people the department tells them too. They don’t solve many cases in general
Smiling, shortly before he made at least 49 million more people smile.
I hope he made plans to get to Cuba quickly and then the Snowden way
He could just come to my house and want for nothing, lol. It’d take about 3 weeks but he’d have a new SS#, ID, and quite a bit of cash in his pocket. This dude has the overwhelming majority of the country on his side. If he went to a Trump-hostile nation, I’d imagine they’d also use him as a torture-poke to jab at Trump regularly.
Bro’s got a shit ton of options.
I’m gonna be leaving a glass of warm milk and cookies outside my door in case he needs some dinner. Its accidental! Not aiding or helping in anyway. If he doesn’t drink it I’ll have it in the morning when I remember about it.
Haha, he looks like a young version of my partner. He’s hot and this makes me realise I definitely have a type.
Real hero’s wear hoods
I never thought Timotheé Chalamet could be so based.
https://i.imgur.com/7vB9n38.jpeg
I think this mutha fucka just earned himself a PAHDON!
Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Sorry, I just don’t think it’s him, different backback straps and pockets where there weren’t any before, this is turning into another Boston bomber misidentification. But this time it’s the NYPD instead of reddit making the mistake
Yeah, unless someone saw him change his clothes and backpack I don’t get why he’s being identified as a suspect.
Yes, well….you don’t have to be bright or professional or careful as the police.
In fact, it’s discouraged in many states.
Also, the jacket cuffs are different.
Someone should find that brand of jacket and post it somewhere. I’d buy one and start wearing it around with a gaiter.
I’m Spartacus!
I, too, am Spartacus.
I’d rather not get shot by cops who decide that my wallet is a gun
Steal my outfit!
This “suspect” is a chew toy to distract the public while the NYPD get to the important work of crafting their speech for the next press conference that they cannot find the killer.
Do some people here not realize that if we start allowing this kind of extra-judiciary assassinations, it’s not only going to happen to who you think are the bad guys? Next one could be an opposition party leader or the spokesperson of a minority defense non-profit.
To be fair, noone allowed it, it just kind of happened. And this is just kind of something that happens after things reach a tipping point in society, it’s happened throughout our entire history in one form or another and will be happening all the way into the year 50 million assuming we make it that long
Or maybe even schools. How will we cope when they start going after our kids? Going after women’s healthcare providers? God, when will this end…
Do some people here not realize that if we start allowing this kind of extra-judiciary assassinations
The fact that he’s wanted for murder and is the subject of an active manhunt seems to suggest that extrajudicial assassinations are not, in fact, allowed. In fact, I might be so bold as to suggest that the justice department generally frowns on them.
If you get enough people it’s called a coup and it’s legal
Once upon a time I would have said “Only if you win!” but the orange in chief has disproven that I suppose.
If the people doing the coup end up writing the history books, it gets called a revolution.
What moral highground are you trying to hold onto?
Here in America we have normalized supporting a genocide. We normalized slavery and torture in our prisons. We normalized extrajudicial killings of anyone we pin with the label “terrorist”.
Normalizing extrajudicial killings of our oligarchs is a step in the right direction and helps to fix all the other problems. We need more heroes.
It was already happening to Boeing whistleblowers with zero consequences
We’ve allowed it for decades. There’s just handwringing now that it happened to a shitbag ceo instead of happening to an unarmed black man at the hands of the police.
Bruh. That horse sailed long ago.
If he gets caught, he should slow roll the trial as looooooong as he can…
… And run for President in 2028 🇺🇸
Felonies don’t matter anymore… obviously. He has a platfom I’d like to hear more of.
Clearly has a face that would look good on a campaign poster.
By being a felon he’s already prequalified to be president. The problem is I don’t think he’s old enough yet, even in 2028.
Their laws are worth less than the paper they’re written on. Fuck em. He’s old enough if he gets enough votes. We’re already letting millions of mentally ill fascists elect criminally corrupt sociopaths.
Oh totally in agreement. But if we pretend for a moment that the law matters (it doesn’t) I don’t think this guy will be 35 in 2028.
This likely isn’t even the guy as others have been pointing out.
Too many clothing mismatches, backpack straps, pockets, different from the shooting site.
The NYPD just needs to arrest… Someone.
A low level owner was targeted and killed by a peasant in one of their centers of power, New York City. That isn’t allowed to stand.
Yeah we should all probably delete all footage from all security cameras just in case.
It’s a happy man
