Good to know!
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. “BROTHER!”
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other’s names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, “… hi.”
Hello friend
Hello to you as well my friend.
Hello friendos.
“You’re my present this year”
Is this an incest joke?
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.
Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
I love the implication that there is no “real coffee” in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.
Is it, though?
fucking hilarious
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
in Turkish it actually isn’t far too uncommon to call your little brother ‘son’ (oğlum) haha
or your friends (merabaa!)
And then you got warhammer 40k writers
Yeah the primarchs do it, and it’s kinda weird. But they are inhuman monsters that have to serve as generals and politicians, so I forgive them.
When space Marines do it the it’s kinda like how priests refer to each other as brother, but also battle brother is a rank.
I think it is also there to make things seem more theatric/dramatic. Like just how many books start with a dramatis personae? We’re not reading about people, we’re reading about characters in a space opera. No matter how you look at it, it’s still pretty silly.
It’s gone full circle and there’s a 40k version:
Hail, Honorable Battle Brother! Holy Terra calls for the aid of our chapter!
(I actually know very little about WH40K beyond what one can learn from AlfaBusa in TTS)
7 out of 8, if you didn’t say you weren’t in the larger 40k community I would have thought that you were.
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
Since we’re taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are “Hey Brotato” and “Hey Broseph”, while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn’t even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I’m feeling silly and yell “Oi Sis!!!” with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
I like brotato. Never heard that one before.
Be amazed:
I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses
hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
Have you seen Reservation Dogs?
First time one of them said shitass my family just looked at me as I went
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly “little shitpants” Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
Whaddup you sonofabitch?!
self report
Hey fuckface! I’ll have your oats now.
I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
How do you call your cousins?
“[Name]”
We just called each other cunts
Found the Aussie
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
Me, calling my sister:
“Hey.”
No response
“HEY!”
No response
“HEY, DICKLIPS!”
“What?”
Eww
If you don’t call your sibling a slut at some point they’re barely real family.
TIL I have no family :(
