Sunny screwDriver
Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…
The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.
I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.
Sunny D is for parents who
think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice.are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic
If you’re sick of Timmy’s shit, you don’t need the mixer. It’s shots time.
There’s some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.
Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
That would also be the “worst hangover imaginable” option.
The orange ones are liquid sex.
Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers
but for real capitalism is truly plumbing the depths of nostalgia for our generations youth.
The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?
-1 million.
I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?
Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!
Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳
Be careful, that much antihol in one go won’t just get you sober, it’ll send you right out the other side. Few can deal with that clear a view of reality.
They said the check would be in the mail.
I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.
Can crunch’s oops all cocaine crunch!
Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.
Screwed Driver.
so you bought it and tried it?
No, I need to work on hating myself more first.
Let us know your progress, m’kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I’ve decided not to change that spelling!)
Tried it. Tastes like sunny D with alcohol in it. Wasn’t bad if that is all you wanted.
That sounds like an automatic hangover.
It is bad if that’s is all you want.
It doesn’t taste like that. Notice the zero sugar. It has the distinct taste of artificial sweetner ruining an otherwise awesome concept.
better off mixing your own; different than orange juice, but not as horrible as it sounds.
Which is what I did after I tried these. Which, I almost think, is the point of these. It gets us adults to buy Sunny D.
As someone who can’t taste the flavor in most seltzers, I can actually taste the Sunny D in this one. That being said it was just okay, after I finish this box I’ll just mix my own 🤷🏻♀️
I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.
Twas a quaint time.
Eh, I’d try it
sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll
I’ll take your word for it.
Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.
Lol - so, flavored vapes are “targeted at children” even though smoking/vaping has always been illegal for minors. BUT putting alcohol in a classic children’s drink isn’t marketing to children… BTW, I’m not against vaping or this drink, just find it funny that lawmakers seem to think that flavored products are intended for children and adults can’t possibly like them. Real adults just drink straight vodka or smoke filterless cigarettes apparently.
The public hasn’t caught onto the alcohol lobby yet.
Hardly anyone under 21 knows what the fuck Sunny D is.
Yeah this is a nostalgia grab, not a child grab.
We are a failed nation. This proves it
This works for every nation I can think of… that would offer this product on their shelves.
