Missing banhammer.
Anything is a
dildohammer, if you’re brave enough.Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.
You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)We use jack hammers around here for that.
I don’t know any Jacks :(.
Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?
Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.
TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called “planishing” and said pedestal is called a “planishing stake.” I’ve seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.
Yeah, this is how shields and armor were made, as planishing doesn’t thin out the metal so much.
Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Fun hammer fact: it’s called dead blow not because it’s supremely powerful or anything, but because the head is usually full of loose material like BBs, and it causes the hammer to not bounce back as much, kinda like throwing a hackey sack at the floor
And then there is this https://youtu.be/q_ZhgOlxX_A?t=167
It’s there under “power hammer”
Yeah but that one is like tiny af. I want big hammer boom boom.
No, these are electrician’s hammers
Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.
Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.
Or their eyes
Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.
These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid
100%. I ain’t getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I’ll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to
Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer’s everything elseA song for that guy:
Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!
Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!
Just be careful when it comes to the automatic circumcisers.
Why is it called a ball peen hammer?
Cause it’s used to hammer your balls and peen.
Here’s me just taking whatever is closest.
Now I’m thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark
I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.
My time has come.
I’m what the aerospace industry calls a “surface enhancement engineer.” A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.
Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.
Would you prefer us to call you a peener?
Well it is the correct term. It’s also funny
Same for Soft face & double peen.
Soft face is exactly what it says, it’s got soft rubber faces, basically just a shrunk down rubber mallet. Use it on things you don’t want to leave marks on.
Double peen is basically just a soft face except one side is like a hard epoxy like material. Harder than the rubber side, still softer than a metal head would be.
Stop! Hammer time!
I like you
I have a straight peen most of the time.
That must be awkward when you’re walking around.
Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!
At the hardware store?
I’ve heard they have matching salt and pepper shaker?
Rip my straight peen after coming out
