Nope. Arms, legs, and disappointment. Sorry bud, I’m real, and I’m shaking my head at you through the internet.

I also know you’re real cause I know people like you in real life. I’m disappointed in them too.

Look, all I’m asking is that you fuckin’ start respecting women. All women. Even the women you don’t think are women (which are still women.)

You’re still alive, so you can still change. Be better than this.