For me, it would be that I smoke weed

    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      You have described his occupation perfectly. It’s not always as awesome as it sounds tho: tonight he had to referee 4 screaming boys in a bouncy house in our living room while making dinner. I’m happy to report everyone survived.