We start the beige party here and now. Well do our best to get everyone in our side. Here’s my ideas for a local government platform. Grass roots people!!
Max ownership of 1 residential property per person.
Our local minimum wage will keep pace with inflation.
We tax your business on an exponential scale, based on whatever the average net worth of the c suite executives is. We will allow your big box stores, but probably not at a price they’ll want to pay 🙂
Farmers markets.
Livenation is not welcome.
We’re paying teachers a lot more.
Our fines will be based on taxable income. Speeding tickets, violations, whatever.
Alright that’s it, let’s do it.
We start the beige party here and now. Well do our best to get everyone in our side. Here’s my ideas for a local government platform. Grass roots people!!
Max ownership of 1 residential property per person.
Our local minimum wage will keep pace with inflation.
Municipally owned internet. Comcast?! No. YourTown Telecom.
We tax your business on an exponential scale, based on whatever the average net worth of the c suite executives is. We will allow your big box stores, but probably not at a price they’ll want to pay 🙂
Farmers markets.
Livenation is not welcome.
We’re paying teachers a lot more.
Our fines will be based on taxable income. Speeding tickets, violations, whatever.
What else?
Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.