• hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Reminds me on this old joke:
    A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.

    Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”.

    The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?”

    She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?”

    The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , “Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?”

    He responds, “A can of pop and a bag of chips”