I am tired of having to listen to all the side theories of every major news outlet and their interpretations of the votes as they come in. Is there anyone better than another to get more solid info and less bullshit?

  • EatATaco@lemm.ee
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    11 days ago

    I read this and was like “10 bucks says it’s just alphabetical” and, lo and behold, it’s just alphabetical. How is that not the obvious answer?

    They haven’t even started counting yet.

    You need to take a fucking chill pill, my man.

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      11 days ago

      An incapacity for intellectual self-defense leads to omnipresent failures to understand how literally anything works, hence everything is a conspiracy.

      Constantly overwhelmed by the most minute requirements to apply basic logic, the boogeyman is everywhere and thus must be nipping at their heels. Of course!

      The terror of the constantly incomprehensible, the unreflected-upon frustrations about their own ineptitude, and the mockery meted out by those around them who aren’t so fucking stupid form and perpetuate a pathological identity which allows itself to be fueled only by further hate and division. Everything that challenges this identity model is the enemy. It cannot be reasoned with by neither logic nor love or empathy.

      It’s tragic, but also fucking embarrassing.