Funny name. I giggled.
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
“kaleesi”
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.
Who tf is this Jessica Simpson?
Ask your parents.
Do you mean the blinternet?
Jessica Simpson doesn’t even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word “blimp” in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.
Honestly there’s no way that kid doesn’t get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.
I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.
Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she’s been relatively un-scandalous afaik.
She’s also a pretty untalented actress
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
It’s a child not a vanity plate
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
What?
Typical blahaj zone toxicity.
Cishet bad. Duh.
I think its a bot that starts beef
Man, I wish I had a beefbot…
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
Waymond Womano
For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.
I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
Why not Blumpkin
Why not just good old Blorny
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
