Robot laws innit
- General relativity
- Quantum field theory
- Natural Selection
No violence
No stealing
No billionaires
with the first two laws you wouldn’t need the third
Possibly. But some people really need it spelled out.
No violence
No dishonesty
No malice
I guess I won’t be paying my taxes then.
Idgi
E: oh, no threat of violence?
- Hydrate
- Move your limbs
- Sleep
Do to others as you would have done to you
Do to others as they would do to others
Nothing should be forbidden if it harms no one
1st and 2nd contradict.
Say, 2nd, if someone harms others, then I should harm him/her, right?
But then, 1st, I wouldn’t wanna harm myself, so…
LIMBO
I think harm needs to be clearly defined.
There’s a sweet monologue by George Carlin about the ten commandments.
I can’t find it quickly right now but he reduces them to three.
No, Carlin wasn’t religious but I love that monologue and it fits right in here.
UPDATE: https://youtu.be/CE8ooMBIyC8
- Any law, except this one, may be subdivided into smaller sections;
- No law may alter the first law or this law;
- Now, let’s get to business: …
Stage is set
be excellent to each other
party on dudes
pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month
- Do unto others, etc…
- Don’t punch down. Ever.
- Hydration is key.
- Don’t be a dick
- Don’t be a pussy
- Don’t be an asshole
- Crush your enemies
- See them driven before you
- Hear the lamentations of their women
- Read all laws following laws
- Follow all laws instructions
- Read the first law
- Do what thou wilt
- This shall be the whole of the Law
- This space intentionally left blank
- Get it done
- Have Fun
- Safety
