For when u got that doom 64 pussy
You win this whole post!
How did you get this photo of my ex?
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”
Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.
TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application
Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.
don’t ass-u-me
I’ll just suppose then.
Will u ass-u-me?
It’s size
Large and regular?
Grande
Little and Really big?
Leaded and Regular (unleaded).
You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
It’s Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
it’s unbelievable that anyone would oppose this
It’s a slippery slope. If we agree to fund free feminine hygiene products on public toilets, next thing you know, the liberals will want to add “toilet paper”, “plumbing” and “door locks” to the list.
Meanwhile over here in the conservative American heartland, we’re fine just shitting in a hole, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let’s say enjoys cats or dogs instead.
The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.
Nuh-uh, b/c catz rule while dogz drule!
Oh ah… ahem, I mean yes, quite possibly you may be correct my good sir and/or madam.
I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won’t have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large, little, light, ludicrous…
Luscious
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
It’s plaid
Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.
Large and Roided
Large and Really large.
I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Wouldn’t the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It’s correctable by surgery.
I don’t think he knows about second vagina, Pip.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
He’s clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh
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I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with “L”
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
Don’t disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.
The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.
Yes.
The gloves fit on both hands…
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
Light flow or Runny flow
I didn’t come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
Its like Twix
You wouldn’t get it
One Cascades Carmel over it the other drizzles it on.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
