• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

    For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

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      The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of “rest-and-digest” or “feed-and-breed”[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

      I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater…that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

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        24 days ago

        I thought maybe ‘parasympathetic nervous system’ was too obscure. I didn’t even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

        But also, I decided fuck it.

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              Oh no, that’s just a misnomer. Common sense is not at all common. It should be, maybe, depending on the context, and maybe by a certain age it is. But it’s not common as in applies to most people.

              It’s like “everyone knows”.

              Yes this is 10,000.

              https://xkcd.com/1053/

              However, literally all of us have the Parasympathetic nervous system. You’d pretty much fail to be alive without it.