John mcafee’s ghonnerea
Uninstall Skype
Mission accomplished. Synaptic is awesome, plus I wasn’t using Skype anyways.
The shutdown button, a very anti climactic finale
Who needs a button?
shutdown -s -f -t 0
Edited to include the missing -s argument
/s /t 1 Get it right tho
I did get it right. I literally used that command in a Windows activation hack.
Start by using / instead of - like all other old build in windows comands then read the docs and find you need /p or /s or /r to tell it what to do
then /t 0 does nothing, /t 1 (or higher) actually sets and timer and implicitly sets /f as well
you’d know this if you had actually entered that command. Cuz that’s the info it prints when you get it wrong
Yeah, you’re both right and wrong at the same time. I missed an argument.
shutdown -s -f -t 0
Not /, it’s -
I never suggested I was running Windows 11, this is for Windows XP. I just double and triple checked, it’s not /, it’s -
Go to bed grandpa
Thank you. That just means I have more experience than you.
If the game is Elder Scrolls, then I beat the OS by waving my Wabbajack and the Windows OS turns into Linux.
TempleOS, and you need to fight Terry Davis
The secret final boss is Windows ME though…
That game is too easy though, it crashes itself.
You need to escort it through a very large minefield to designated spot or it will explode obliterating everything.
Oh shit…!
We all know that CIA prison escape segment was harder than any of the bosses, though.
Figuring out how to print…nobody knows how to beat it yet, some just get lucky
3D printers are easier to use than getting ink on paper and it’s appalling
Network printer will change your life for the better.
Blue screen of death and you defeat it by installing linux.
Then how do you defeat the new bsod in the Linux kernel? It’s got a fancy QR code!!
(It’s “install bsd” isn’t it…)
That looks purple to me, clearly not a BSOD.
For real though, a QR code for a kernel panic? 🤦♂️
Seems dope, I mean, your computer don’t work and retyping text is lame
Where my freebsd homies at
Tsch, that’s the opening sequence.
“You have broken free! Now what do you want to do?”
The final boss was Arch in the early days.
The boss fight was troubleshooting your display settings in Xorg.conf blindly, because you didn’t have any screen output after an update.Make your own, and don’t be so professional about it.
God.
You patch God out of TempleOS
- First you pay money to Canonical, and then you load the disc into the PC.
- Animal noises and bongo drums play for some reason and you’re presented with an orange game menu.
- You click on one of the squares stacked clumsily on the left and nothing happens.
- You click it again and it drags with your mouse up the hierarchy.
- Finally, it lets go and a big white square fills the screen, knocking you off your chair.
- A popup window spawns from an empty corner and informs you that there are 25 packages that can be updated.
- Daunted by the unending onslaught, you curl up into a ball and weep
Microsoft Windows ME is the Battletoads of operating systems.
The final boss is acknowledging the hubris of believing you could ever win.
That final boss is easy. Just do Ctrl+Alt+Del, and then start killing all processes one-by-one until you get the blue screen of victory
Blue screen of victory?
Fuck, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! 😂🤣
Windows 11, the settings panel, a terrifying combination of old and new technology.
Happy cry Linux mode activated… 🐧
Win10, the updates that keep loading bloatware and undoing debloater
That shit was the final straw for me…
I was spending so much time trying to fight it to stop doing weird shit that learning Linux was easier path forward.
I literally only have it on a work laptop to keep os familiarity in my toolkit (tech)
Love this Insert Credit type question
Seems relevant: https://youtu.be/nhv5uv6Na_A
It would be General Failure reading the disc. I would fsck him up, and replace disc if necessary.
Yes, I know those may be different oses, but I was thinking multiplatform
