Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.
If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I’d die happy. Just one long cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.
I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.
Fuck subway.
What’s wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?
I don’t know if anything really bad. It’s expensive and low quality, but that’s about it.
Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it’s probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.
Their meat and veggies come in big soup cans. It’s legit gross it just seems less like it because there’s veggies involved.
They absolutely don’t come in cans, they always came in bags when I worked there
Except tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and avocadoes, we did those fresh cut every morning
Ours came in big subway branded cans around 2001.
We never fresh cut our veggies, ever.
There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.
sob-way
This is a food crime from hell!
No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.
Bacon vanilla is good though
I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.
My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.
Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.
“Yeah. Uh. I’ll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted.”
Extra mayo.
Tuna melts are pretty delicious.
Say what you will but this would be a very cool “this is how we met” story that they could tell their kids down the line
I’m torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.
How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.
:3
That’s an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.
Sir, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical
True. I just swear I’ve seen a story about something similar happening.
That’s another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.
I wouldn’t eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I’d still vote for it over trump
Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination
No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.
This is just an ad for subway
I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.
Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They’re going for the “I only eat there ironically.”
Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.
When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn’t taste fresh either
Sure, but the attached image’s sandwich sucking is mostly down to the customer’s choices not the ingredient quality
I mean… what she is doing wrong is going to subway.
Fuck subway
