• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    It’s for when someone walks in thinking they’re all hot shit. You give them the cold shit to bring them to room-temperature shit.

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      2 months ago

      Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!