At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright
That’s Mitch Hedberg yo
Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen’s one liner dumps. Doesn’t mean that I’m remembering correctly.
Why you do mitch like that…
The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Good gone?
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I always thought it tasted better chilled.
add 1 rice grain to see what happens
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
I’m confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who’s the real hero here?
Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
It’s 7/5 with rice.
5/7. Which is a perfect score.
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I’m a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it’s okay to keep my karma balanced.
I was hungry
Fair.
You ate, MY SANDWICH?
You should have labelled it
Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?
I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
9->8 and take a rice corn
No reason to actually take anything.
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning
Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You’ll never take me alive.
Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
#unexpectedRimworld
Why is goo gone in the fridge?
I’m not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge
Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.
To keep the goo out
I’d go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles
You store dry oatmeal in the fridge??? Why???
Because even though it’s technically shelf stable it’ll keep longer if refrigerated.
