Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square168fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square168fedilink
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day ago But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Matthew 24:36. RTFM, noob.
minus-squareDomeGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoDoes this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?
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Matthew 24:36.
RTFM, noob.
Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!
Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?
“Read The Fisherman Matthew”?
Read the fucking moom
Ride turtles for money
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