Skvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 21 days agoElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comexternal-linkmessage-square231fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comSkvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square231fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndOfLine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoThreatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoHe didn’t even offer a horse.
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoMaybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoWhich one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoThank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoOne who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoI would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoAt least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
minus-squarebazus1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoLive your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
minus-squareSkvlp@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoI don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
minus-squaretipicaldik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoand slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoHe chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoI’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoWasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
minus-squareKalysta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 days agoSounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
He didn’t even offer a horse.
Not at all.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
Stop, I can only get so erect
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.