I’ve moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now.
I’ve tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it’s been… life changing.
What else should I be trying?
Edit: Recommendations so Far
| Item | Type | # | Users | Variants |
|------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Burrito | Burrito | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy |
| Gordita | Gordita | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | |
| Chalupa | Chalupa | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef |
| Cinnamon twists! | Dessert | 1 | Leeks | |
| Baja Blast | Drink | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7 | |
| Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread | 1 | CalcProgrammer1 | |
| Fries | Fries | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne | Nacho / potatoes? |
| Value menu Hero | Menu | 1 | EstraDoll | |
| Breakfast Menu | Menu | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne | |
| Mexican Pizza | Pizza | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS | |
| Quesadillas | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl | Cantina Chicken |
| Sauce | Sauce | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS | Diablo / Fire / Green |
| Soft tacos | Taco | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl | Basic beef / Potato |
| Tacos | Taco | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion | Double-decker / Doritos locos / |
| Cheesy Gordita Crunch | Taco | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks | |
| Crunch Wrap Supreme | Wrap | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme |
| Pintos and cheese | Side | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | |
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Have you tried explosive diarrhea? You will.
Try obtaining a Time Machine so that you can experience the menu from when it was good.
The Grilled Stuft Burrito, Grilled Stuft Nacho, the volcano burrito and lava sauce, the 1/2 lb cheesy potato burrito, the enchirito, the loaded grillers, the double layer taco, the chilito.
So many good menu items lost to time
Five. Layer. Burrito.
They have the new cantina chicken menu, but I haven’t tried it yet. Looks good, though.
The Cantina Chicken Quesadilla is one of my favorite items lately. The new green sauce is pretty good too.
Cheesy gordita crunch
with the nacho cheese shell inside
I…I didn’t know you could request that…omg
The black bean crunchwrap supreme can be made vegan if you order it fresco!
if you order it fresco
what does this mean
Without cheese or sour cream, just fresh tomato.
Outdoors
If you eat meat, the breakfast crunch wrap supreme is made my angels.
If Taco Bell ever releases a Breakfast crunch wrap supreme with impossible sausage, I will eat it 5 days a week and balloon to 400 pounds.
when they are available, the nacho fries are incredible also.
Mmm MSG fries
(Don’t get me wrong I like them too but let’s be honest here, they almost have as much MSG as KFC fries)
What is wrong with MSG? Seriously.
Nothing in the right quantity, I use it in my own cooking when I need more umami in a dish.
There are old studies out there that said it was a problem ingredient (hence “no MSG” labels all over different foods), but those have been largely debunked due to racial bias.
In excess, the MSG flavor tends to linger, which can be annoying sometimes.
A bidet
Hey! This guy doesn’t know about the three seashells!
How dare someone downvote you for this
The haters can claw my baja blast and my cantina chicken quesadillas from my cold, dead hands.
If you’re still eating from there, then it shouldn’t be long now.
I joke, but not really. You have to ask yourself, how is it possible that a little chicken, lettuce tomatoes with some sauce on a “tortillas” can make so many people sick.
how is it possible that chicken can get people sick
Huh? Poultry is in the news for illness reasons all the time, lettuce comes up often too. Not saying it isn’t for scummy corner cutting reasons, but don’t act like taco bell is somehow the first chain to give someone food poisoning.
don’t act like taco bell is somehow the first chain to give someone food poisoning.
It’s one of the only chains with that reputation. It’s kinda of weird to brag about liking it so much but hey, you do you.
Uh huh, and definitely 100% normal for half the thread to be smugly judging OP for enjoying it.
Running away as fast as you can
Try everything. Why the hell not? Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap, and Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrrito are the best. Baja Blast is the real deal.
Also, here comes the baby boomer diarrhea jokes. Every time Taco Bell is mentioned, it’s the same joke. I don’t even think it’s NOT that funny, but it’s just the same joke over and over.
Not Taco Bell, for starters.
Grilled cheese burrito with steak.
Fuck the nay-sayers in this thread. They’re just miserable/have IBS
Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.
Supreme beef chalupas.
My saying, as it relates to Taco Bell, is: “It’s shit, but it’s good shit.”
Ooh baby. Try next the chalupa and Mexican pizza
