What? Yes she is…wait…those are feet…is someone behind her?..OH MY GOD THAT IS HER!!!
On tinder she describes herself as curvy.
“Guys under 6”, swipe left. My six children are my world."
To be fair, a guy would need to be over 6" to make it past her thigh folds.
Looks like she might have eaten all six just for breakfast. Jesus f’ing Christ, the state of some people 🫢.
Yep evey time. They expect men to be tall and thin.
That moment you realize she is being eaten by a sofa mimic with human feet
She is the sofa.
I still would.
Roll her in flower and go for the wet spots?
Yer showin your age. jokes from the 80s is dead and done now.
Slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Ouch. This one hurts.
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Her makeup is flawless.
Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever."
NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”
Idk guys, I’m pretty stoned.
solid table riding skills
