There is no alternate universes.
If there is infinite alternate universes it means there is an alternate universe where this is true.
Come on, don’t ruin the fun for the rest of us!
The pawpaw can come pretty close to that.
What’s yer pawpaw have to do with it?
He’s real good at picken um.
Pawpaws are way more tropically flavored than apples in my experience. Closer to pineapple
That is true, but I have had a couple that were apple-y.
Banana texture is the worst. When I try to eat a banana, a lot of times I end up just chewing it to death, because my body just will not allow me to swallow it.
What? Why?
Good question 🙅♂️ So, I just don’t eat bananas
That happens to me with raw carrots.
I think you have the same thing as me: banana-allergies.
Cherimoya?
This already exists. There’s a banana (in Vietnam, but I’d assume not just there) that’s smallish and rounder than most others which has a distinctly sour taste that reminds me strongly of apple. Ymmv, taste being a very subjective thing.