For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Beans don’t belong in chili.
No ticket, no support.
Even if it is for batteries for your wireless keyboard and mouse. Ticket please.
“I have to track the batteries as well as the time spent, and a ticket is the way to do that.”
Stupid KPI and accounts not knowing that consumables are not just food.
I love telling whiny users who claim they’ve always had “this” problem that I cannot fix what I do not know is broken. If there’s no ticket, then nothing is broken, so quit your whining.
Don’t you just love when a user submits a ticket that’s “super urgent, this is preventing me from doing my job!” and when you ask how long it’s been happening: “Oh, about a month”
My personal favorite is the people that say it is a hair on fire emergency but then you can never get a hold of them to fix the problem.
Submits ticket at 4:50p that it’s an emergency. Ping them at 4:55p for clarification but they’re gone, get pinged at 8:02a with “why isn’t this fixed?”
It wasn’t critical till now and they were hoping it’d fix itself before then. “But sir, these aren’t rechargeable batteries, nor do we have one of our interns go around and check all the batteries every day”
Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.
The little separator bars on the conveyor belts thingies at the cashier in a super market should always be placed for the person behind you. If the bozo in front of me wants to pay for my shit he can go right ahead.
Romeo and Juliet is a comedy, not a tradegy.
Two teenagers thinking their first crush is worth literally killing themselves in the dumbest scenario imaginable, I mean come on!
3 meals a day is completely unnecessary, and just eating one large meal works just as well. Saves time, too. I can sleep in because no breakfast to worry about cooking, lunch can be used to just relax or do something else, and then dinner is larger, but cooking more of the same food doesn’t generally take that much longer.
Less has less syllables than fewer, so it takes fewer effort to say
Fewer efforts.
Wait, aren’t these adjectives meant the be used the other way around or did I woosh the joke?
The word “utilize”.
CEREAL FIRST, THEN MILK!!! COLD MILK! I DON’T CARE HOW YOUR MOM USED TO FIX IT, THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY!!!
You better put some water on that shit.
This is the way.
I want a full bowl of cereal, with milk added to soften/moisten it; not a bowl of milk with some cereal floating on top.
But then I finish the cereal. Still hungry - some milk in the bowl. I proceed to add more cereal on the milk. Fuck you.
No no no cereal first then hot water wtf u on?
I can feel your trauma through this post. We hear you. You are heard.
You’ve been Affected by something, not Effected, you enimal.
People should stop purchasing things from Nintendo. The literal worst company I’ve ever been a fan of.
Stoplights at a junction should be done in phases and not in straight on green and turn on green only if it’s clear.
If you have a 4 way junction then each way should green for you to go straight or turn off for a period of time.
Commas don’t belong in numbers, not as a thousands separator and definitely not as a decimal point.
Also ISO8601 and that dark theme should be the default
the right way to play dungeons and dragons
- Syllabuses, not syllabi
- Matrixes, not matrices
- Indexes, not indices
- Cactuses, not cacti
Standardize plurals!
Jokes on you, I’m polydextris
