Definitely a square peg in a round hole kinda person, huh?
Putting the “rect” in “rectangular”
When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn’t quite what I meant…
Are you a wombat?
Haven’t checked yet. Good idea
What is this? A buttplug for wombats?
Do you actually use it?
Why?
It’s fun!
Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It’s important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
Butter also works
Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?
This guy buttplugs
D… Did you do it?
Do you live in a play-tent?
You better not use lube
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it’s meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
This is something that makes me want to go on a Google deep dive but I think I’ll hold off on second thought.
fuck your second thought; live on the edge. stare into the abyss.
I don’t think that’s gonna be enough
Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?
11
Not yet used. Couldn’t square up
Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
Rough granulate
Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
A cylinder
It goes in the square hole
sanity crumbles visibly