I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

invalid_display_name@lemm.ee · edit-2 3 months ago

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Jack Link’s beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You’re going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it’s going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.

If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.

invalid_display_name@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

thanks man

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.

I misread it earlier as “without”

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Title is different outside and inside post. Not sure what sorcery this is but it’s funny.