Oh Lawd … it’s even written in the Bible
Luke 10:19
I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you.I saw a youtube short recently referencing that passage. It said something along the lines of “the devil fears this passage above all else” or something to that effect with a guy holding a bible and making those exaggerated gestures and facial expressions the pentecostals and evangelical baptists make while preaching. I looked it up out of curiosity, but even before that I already knew it was some cult bullshit. I thank the universe every day that my fundie parents wound up in a non-fundie church during most of my childhood because things could’ve been a looot worse.
One for the cat ladies
I don’t like people shitting on cat ladies but what about cat men like me? I want then to talk shit about me too.
Don’t forget the cat thems
I’m gonna need these in Andre The Giant Has A Posse sized stickers. About 100 sheets oughta do it.
Honestly, the worst part is those dummies will unironically complain about that too.
This is what you wanted, morons, if you didn’t you’d be an actual libertarian.