“dont mind us, we’re just being totally normal over here”
Trained eye liner wearing monkey follows orders with absurd publicity stunts, showing exactly what sort of performative clown show you’d get if they’re elected, instead of actual policies and governance.
J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Weird Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane
ftfy
Couch raid!
Misleading headline @jeffw@lemmy.world, try to use better sources than the daily beast.
No one here is in danger of slipping to the right-wing. 🙄
What is inaccurate about the headline?
Jd is a moron, but he didn’t storm anything. Get better sources. This was covered elsewhere.
“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.
12ft is back!?
Fascists trying to play dirty once again.
Does it have a couch?
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Thankfully Kamala was in Reno with the vitamin D
Trump has a cocaine nose job,
Vance has a stain on his shirt
Don’t believe everything MAGA breathes
Fucking weirdo
Probably thinking that’s the closest he’ll ever get to it.
They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn’t put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.
They should treat it exactly as if the Kremlin had sent agents in.
When you said “check for [spy] bugs,” I first thought you meant literal insecty bugs, and that made plenty of rational sense to me, because who wouldn’t come back with even more potent insecticide to douse those couches, maybe some Super-Potent Fabric-Penetrable Bug Annihilator, one formulated for Previously Penetrated Couches, in order to kill the very particular kinds of creepy crawly bugs that JD seems like he carries around on his creepy crawly body.
You know, I’ve been thinking … There’s gotta be another layer of complexity in all that projection vectored through his hating on “childless cat ladies” nonsense, other than the obvious “I’m scared of happily independent women” business.
Fleas. I’m thinking he has fleas. JD Vance has fleas. You know, because something, something, cats.
Bed bugs would also make sense. Him fucking furniture and all. Bed bugs are, after all, the herpes of the
craftcouch-coitus world.
From the thesaurus:
bizarre
adjective as in strange, wild
Strongest matches
- comical
- curious
- extraordinary
- fantastic
- freakish
- grotesque
- ludicrous
- odd
- offbeat
- outlandish
- peculiar
- ridiculous
- unusual
- weird
Weird little brother energy.
If nothing else Harris is kicking their asses on social media. Although tbf they almost write the script themselves.
How do the secret service decide who to put to the ground if it had become tense? By rank?
They definitely have a color chart, they’re cops too.
Pretty sure sitting VP out ranks all but sitting president
