Independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr has posted a video on social media in which he admits that he dumped a dead bear cub in New York City’s Central Park in 2014.

The clip, posted to his X account on Sunday, shows him with controversial US comedian Roseanne Barr as he describes bizarre circumstances that led to an incident that mystified New Yorkers 10 years ago. Mr Kennedy said a woman had hit and killed the bear with her car when he was driving behind her outside of the city, and he put it in his van with the intention of skinning the animal and harvesting its meat.

It appears he shared the anecdote to get ahead of an upcoming story in The New Yorker magazine.

The Kennedy campaign and the New Yorker did not respond to requests for comment. Seated with rolled-up sleeves at a table covered with food, Mr Kennedy tells Ms Barr in the video that he was driving to meet a group of people to go falconing near Goshen, New York, 10 years ago when the bear was killed. He says he pulled over to put the bear in his vehicle.

“I was going to skin the bear - and it was in very good condition - and I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator,” he says. “And you can do that in New York state: Get a bear tag for a roadkill bear.”

New York state does allow people to take bears killed on roads, but the law stipulates that a person has to notify law enforcement or the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation to acquire such a tag. Mr Kennedy does not appear to have done that.

Instead, he says he continued to his falconing venture, which went late into the evening. He says he went on to a dinner reservation he had at Peter Luger Steakhouse in New York City, about 75 miles (121km) south of Goshen. “At the end of the dinner, it was late and I realised I couldn’t go home,” Mr Kennedy says. “I had to go to the airport, and the bear was in my car, and I didn’t want to leave the bear in my car because that would have been bad.”

That is when, he says, it occurred to him that there had been a series of bicycle accidents in New York and that he had an old bicycle in his car.

He tells Ms Barr that he had the idea of staging a bike accident with the bear carcass in Central Park, which several drunk people with him heartily endorsed. He emphasises that he had not been drinking.

“So we did that and we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it or something,” he says. “The next day… it was on every television station. It was a front page of every paper and I turned on the TV and there was like a mile of yellow tape and 20 cop cars, there were helicopters flying, and I was like, ‘Oh my god. What did I do?’”

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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          I’m in Indiana. We don’t have bears, but we have plenty of dead deer by the side of the road and plenty of rural folk. I have yet to see someone pick one up and put it in their car for later.

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          From Georgia… is there a non hillbilly part of Appalachia? There might be less hillbilly parts but it’s pretty ubiquitous in my experience

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            I mean, I live in a part that’s more normal than the place I used to live lol. But my normal could also still be hella hillbilly to someone else lol

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              Fair wasn’t trying to hate, I just know the region lol, nothing wrong with hillbilly folks as a rule, just some of em are well you know

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    I’m convinced we live in a timeline where the Illuminati is run by clowns and they are giving us the most absurd storylines for season 2024 of Earth AD.

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    Behind the Bastards just did a four part podcast on him. Let’s just say: this likely wasn’t the weirdest thing that he was involved in that week.

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        Holy shit has John Oliver pranked yanks by popularising London Weekend Television? Or am I just the last person to make this connection? 😁

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      The word carcass has been attributed to him in more sentences than an orc warlord.

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        The amount of times Robert and Cody said the word carcass in those episodes was extremely high

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            At this point it’s kinda rare I get surprised or aghast at shit I hear on BtB but that was a bizarre one

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              I did enjoy the near ego-dearh Cody went through towards the tail end of episode 3 and well into 4. I’ve never heard someone’s voice pleading please no more so strongly.

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        Hopefully the kind of clowns that previously voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 and are still alive today.

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    What the ever-living fuck?

    Shouldn’t he get charged with obfuscating justice?! How many detective hours did he waste? How much did it cost to lug away?

    I don’t think this is the act of a sane and rational human, and I really just feel sorry for the bear.

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      Is it obstruction of justice if cops are just so dumb and incompetent that they respond to bear roadkill with 20 cars and an helicopter ?

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    You know what? The story is fucking hilarious and wild, I fuck with it. This is somehow both the most redneck and silver spoon bougie shit I’ve ever seen

    While driving for a casual falconing trip (bougie), he finds some fresh roadkill and decides he’s going to stuff it in his car and take it and carve it up for food (redneck).

    He goes late, realizes he’s not making it home (both). Has a hilarious thought, also has with the exact random shit in his car to make that reality, acts on it (redneck)

    A dead bear found in the middle of NYC with the implication that a bicyclist ran it over is fantastic, holy fuck XD

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      If you haven’t heard, Trae Crowder & Corey Ryan Forrester, 2 comedians from the WellRed Comedy tour, have a podcast called Puttin On Airs.

      They talk specifically about the Venn Diagram that exists for a number a topics, where the overlap between the fancy & trashy experiences of said topics is rather hilarious.

      This story will likely be covered soon.

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        Adam Carolla had a bit like this on Loveline way back. Outdoor showers, multiple multiple old cars, and big family hunting trips were on his list of “rich man, poor man”

        (Carolla’s a dick now, but I listened a lot back in the day)

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        Oh my God they dusted the bicycle for prints.

        This story is nuts in 2024, when we’ve all been immersed in insanity for years.

        If a fucking Kennedy had been arrested for faking a bear murder in 2014, the world would have fallen into the fucking sun.

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      Probably because he helped get it off the road after she hit it. I don’t think he’s being sexist here, I think he quite likely did encounter a woman who had hit a bear. He apparently has a whole thing for roadkill meat, and is more than happy to make it his problem.

      The guy is stranger than fiction.

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        Yeah, it just seemed weird that he said “I pulled over” and “I put it in the back of my van” if she was there too.

        Then again, he does have brain worms so… /Shrug

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          She was in a different car than him and didn’t help him move it.

          You seem to be going out of your way to be confused by some pretty simple sentence structure. That’s not the weird part of the story lmao.

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            I was more commenting on how even the “normal” part of the story was weird. He didn’t even get a few sentences in before it felt wonky, and went off the rails from there.

            E: If this random woman hit the bear, talked to him, let him load it up, and then saw the exact same bear show up in Central Park, wouldn’t she have reported that? If she wasn’t there, how did he know her gender? Neither of those stories make sense to me.

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          Almost definitely. Between hunting rats in cow carcass pits, eating strange bushmeat on safaris and a lifelong habit of collecting more roadkill than he has room for, it’s almost certain he’s consumed something parasitic as a result

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    Imma keep saying it. We need more mental institutions in this country. We have the means and the need. Just need the will and the wads

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    OP, your post text wiped out all the paragraph separations:

    https://sffa.community/post/105

    Lemmy Markdown Formatting Guide

    Lemmy cares about the number of newlines between paragraphs. If you want to have a new paragraph, you need to have at least one extra newline between the two paragraphs. Or else, Lemmy will treat it as a single paragraph.

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    TL;DR things that rich people do because of the bubble they live in which ends up with repercussions they don’t have to take any responsibility on.

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    He emphasises that he had not been drinking.

    That’s not the flex he thinks it is. I think it’s much worse to imagine someone completely sober thinking that was going to be a great idea.