I’m now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I’d ascend to such heights, I’m terrible at magic lol

    • AdNecrias@lemmy.pt
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      2 months ago

      You misread the prompt, it’s during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we’d expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

  • RacerX@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them

  • DLSantini@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    I watch anime professionally? I guess I’m writing anime reviews now, or something?

  • dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I’ve looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I’ve proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.

    Guess I’m a minesweeper.

    • ensignrolaren@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I am so curious. Tell me more about this? Can you share a link? What are the mines like- I’ve seen devs do escape room style challenges where you’re solving a progressive puzzle using dev tools, is it like that?

  • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

    Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?

    Cause if it’s slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it’s in my free time… Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let’s just call it “Special Projects Manager”…