First off, we don’t masturbate into shoeboxs for years on end, and then allow the semen to accumulate, thus producing disgusting horrific clumps that need radioactive gloves to dispose of.

Speak for yourself ☢️☢️📥💦 🍆😂

We don’t do the whole “What’s in the safe?” posts.

Because Lemmy is open-source, the contents of the safe are available to the public, so we don’t need such posts

And finally, everybody has already agree’d, I am the ultimate supreme master, and everybody has to give me all their money at all times. So, be prepared to cough it up, newbie.