I’d say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.
I Think You Should Leave.
“Hey, nice shirt Kolanaki.”
“Thanks. It was $450 dollars because the pattern is so complicated.”
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it would be an easy transition
BE GONE FROM ME
I just wanna be pure
“Goddamn it! I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attacks!”
“The Good Place” - you bet your fudging life!
Holy shirt balls!
Arrested development! Not sure it would change my daily interactions.
I’ve made a huge mistake
Venture Brothers, probably. I already quote it too much. Hot dolphin!
Red Dwarf is an interesting thought here.
Fraiser
I AM WOUNDED!
Star wars. It wouldn’t change much
Community
EDIT: changing my answer to Taskmaster, if only so I can still say “all the information’s on the task”
Also: stopcockstopcock stop. Cock. Stopcock
Very handy and widely applicable.
Though you’d lose the equally useful “pop pop”.
You would gain “a lime!” but lose “hello, rich people?”
Did I meet these potatoes before?
Anything can be made from these quotes.
Psych, because I am a fan of delicious flavor. It wouldn’t change much because I already quote it a lot
Brooklyn nine-nine “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
NINE NINE!!
The Regular Show. Mostly means I’m going to tap the nearest person to me to present all questions/answers in a synchronized choreographed song and dance.
IRL tho, ever since watching Letterkenney, all my friends and I do the fancy “To be fair” thing constantly.
Trailer park boys. Way she goes boys
Firefly. Using gorramitt, shiny, “I’m shocked my own self”, and “big damn hero” on the regs would be right some good.
Same, but mainly because I already have all of the quotes and I do use them fairly regularly. The only downside is that the show was murdered in its infancy by Fox who I will never forgive and thus provides a limited vocabulary.
Edit:
Also, “Per-maybe-haps I’m thinkin’.”
I always think of Fox as the Alliance. They change the order the shows aired and the time/date. Bastards.
Never forget what they did to us.