stoy@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoDid you lock your front door when you left home today?message-square30fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you lock your front door when you left home today?stoy@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
minus-squarePenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoAs a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
minus-squareGreg Clarke@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.