CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 days agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”