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minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoI’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoA bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m. Math checks out.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoCan confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoThat means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoBut how will this help me against a swarm of bees?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoCan you please get back on topic here?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoWhy are you always bringing up the past? That was four hours ago.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoDon’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoIn today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoAnd humans weigh more than 10 grams
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-218 days ago I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?
I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?
A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.
Math checks out.
Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.
That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.
But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?
Can you please get back on topic here?
Of course
Why are you always bringing up the past?
That was four hours ago.
Thanks, Satan
Don’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off
Bees don’t drive.
In today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.
And humans weigh more than 10 grams
Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?