• dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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    23 days ago

    They will soon realise a quarter roll of duct tape is good enough and save millions again.

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      22 days ago

      If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal ‘transit time’). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!