Her: I just got my car back from the garage. They told me to keep an eye on the tyre wear, but I don’t really know what that means or how to do it.
@Luvs2Spuj: putting down video game controller and giving a big sigh I can show you how to do that if you like?
Her: I don’t need you to mansplain things to me MAN KNOW CAR THING, WOMAN NO DOI’ll just look it up online.
@Luvs2Spuj: FINE! IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN FIXING CARS FOR YEARS! GO AHEAD AND ASK SOME IDIOT ON TWITTER!
Her: No reason to shout. I’ll ask you questions if I need your help.
@Luvs2Spuj: I’M GOING TO POST ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU’RE BEING MEAN
Her: That is your right as we live in a free society. I see you and hear you, and I respect your opinions. Later tonight, I’m sure we can make sweet romantic love to settle our difference.
@Luvs2Spuj: All of this has me so worked up, I can’t even get hard anymore.
Her: I’ll just pick up some Chad at a bar and bring him over so you can watch, like we normally do.
Fin
Found Luvs2Spuj’s ex
In his defense, he’s hung like a horse and with a tongue to match. Dude just has no chill.
Wait, so you’re just making stuff up and editing the dialog so that you can make him look bad and dismiss him?
So like… Foe-Fiction?
If it’s any consolation, they’ll probably be eaten by a bear before long.
Pretty sure they were trying to be silly and/or are high.
I hope that’s the case. Sadly, it’s not too different from some serious arguments I’ve seen.
WTF is this?
Fan fic.