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minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoWell I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn’t wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.
minus-squareHoornseBakfiets@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoI’d suggest playing the uno card and demanding cunnilingus each morning
Well I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn’t wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.
I’d suggest playing the uno card and demanding cunnilingus each morning