“Bob then went on to say that he’d only vote for someone else if they caught Trump fucking a corpse… after we showed him the video of Trump fucking a corpse, he said… Everyone fucks a dead person every now and then, heck I was just doing it the other day”
BREAKING NEWS… Trump convicted of murder!!!
Okay Bob, ready to vote for someone else…?
“No, I didn’t mean like that… he killed a gay black Democrat, and I meant a white straight male Republican.”
“Ok, he ended up killing a conservative Republican who disagreed with him”…
Bob: well hell that guy done deserved it!
“Bob then went on to say that he’d only vote for someone else if they caught Trump fucking a corpse… after we showed him the video of Trump fucking a corpse, he said… Everyone fucks a dead person every now and then, heck I was just doing it the other day”
“Actually we were wrong, he agreed with Trump 100%”
Bob: Q said he was secretly a liberal!