WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
They’re really good at putting a cherry on top on the last line. Highly recommend you always check it even when skimming. It seems to be basically a requirement among their contributors.