alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squaredbilitated@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareDigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agothe confidence of a man with no weekend plans
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
the confidence of a man with no weekend plans
Found the project manager.
Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?