• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    And it is still not even close to the most unbelievable stories you’ll find in the bible.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      4 months ago

      “Hey Abraham, sacrifice your son!”

      “Sure thing, God!”

      “LOL JK”

      “Haha okay, let me just cut a piece of my dick off.”