• M137@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Because the closest a Linux user could ever come to touching a female or anything feminine is becoming a femboy.

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      5 months ago

      Back in the early 2000’s a guy I worked with said he installed RHEL once while having sex, including setting his laptop in her back while he did her doggy style. Obviously I wasn’t there to verify it, but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t lying.

      Maybe I should have a blog where I just post crazy post-dotcom Silicon Valley stories. Or maybe just a mastodon account.

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        You know what, you should totally do that. If you believe you got enough post .com anecdotes and stuff, you should start a blog and tell us young uns what it was like to be a tech guy in the early zeros. I am a sucker for life stories and experiences of early internet era programmers.

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        5 months ago

        It’s amazing how much of those crazy s********** are actually true. All they require is a partner who wants to engage with you and do your little adventures. Then you can have sex while driving, have sex while programming, have sex while on a work call. They’re into it too for the same story reasons you are.

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          It’s true. I have a few of those crazy stories of my own, and a lot from my coworkers. Young tech life in the fast lane. I don’t know how we juggled all those emotions and still got work done.