• m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Do you want piss everywhere? Because that’s how you end up with piss everywhere.

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      9 months ago

      Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.

      I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.