Less money for Trump to scam from them… The Crypto Scammers are doing good for once.
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And donate to a left leaning charity? Chaotic good
Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.
I can’t even blame them.
Yup.
I mean, how do you not fish that pool?
It’s all going to scammers anyway
I ask myself this every day. Why not just sell some MAGA Jesus trinkets?
When I am feeling more altruistic than greedy, why not toss up a bunch of “PATRIOTS THE COUNTRY NEEDS YOUR HELP TO FIGHT ELECTION FRAUD” and then just donate all the proceeds to campaigns for people against insurrection and fake electors. There’s no lie or fraud on that, just exploiting the bias of delusional clowns. I guess “patriots” is a lie, that’s about it.
This is brilliant. Someone absolutely needs to do this.
*phish
no i hate them
*ghoti
Morals unfortunately.
The moral thing to do is disarm them of their money to stop it going towards Trump/etc.
Trump supports aren’t real people. Their sentience has been classified as below that of plants. Morals don’t apply.
I’m not going to say they’re not real or not sentient. But I will absolutely say that they are selfish. They lack the empathy required to understand how things will affect others. They lack the willingness to sacrifice for the greater good. They lack the humility required to understand that they could be wrong, and the critical reasoning required to change their views in the face of new evidence.
Almost every conservative I’ve ever met is either extremely rich or lives in microcosm. Hell, I’ve got extended family that have never travelled outside of their hometown and anything foreign or different to them is either ridiculed or shunned.
They want a social hierarchy, and they want their place in it preserved. God forbid people get equitable standing.
That goes for both…
It’s not immoral to truthfully tell someone they are donating to stop election fraud.
Cultists are easy to swindle.
Ah, Big Stupid enabling the Scammer Class: a tale as old as time.
Ya because they already know that they’re stupid.
Good choice, most are dumb as fuck. If I were evil I would absolutely grift them. They make it so easy!
They’re already being grifted, they have already passed the first filter.
People sometimes wonder why scam emails and phone calls are so obvious, with mis-spellings, bad grammar and poor English. The thing is that they do this on purpose. Running a scam takes time and energy, you want to work marks that you know can be manipulated easily, and if someone can’t determine that an email from “micosaft.pAypal-Customre-Sercicve.com” isn’t legit, they’re VERY likely to buy the story that they have to send money via Western Union to some random address in Kazakhstan to get their share of the king’s inheritance.
Being in maga is basically that. If you’re wearing a red hat and waving flags and spouting off FOX news lines to anyone who will listen, you’re a mark.
Havent thought about the spelling mistakes being a filter, but now that you say it, it does makes sense.
Makes sense. Thieves filtering for easy marks is probably older than writing.
The less money on them, the better!
Scammers usually try to target 🎯 gullible people like old people. Usually people who don’t understand what’s going on.
I have had the misfortune of Mixing shows for Newsmax…that is literally their stick
Their shtick?
Well I wasn’t smart enough to say no to working for that god awful place briefly… I’m certainly not smart enough to spel gud
Them beating you in the head with their stick probably didn’t help.
Their schtick.
I thought so too, and schtick is a valid variant, but dictionaries list shtick first.
I’d love to see a study on the religiosity, political affiliation, education, wealth, career, and age of people who get scammed and the types of scams they fell for.
If you’re gonna type out target, why the emoji?
MAGA Supporters would be reading it 🤣
What a weird ❓ way to use emoji 😁
iirc some phone keyboards autosuggest emoji when you type a word, op probably just didn’t bother to remove it
Yep, 👍 mine 🫵 does that. Don’t 🚫 know 🧠 why ❓ anyone would use it as it’s stupid
some people are easily amused (by emoji spam). I love a good Donald Trump speech copypasta with all the hand gesture emojis
Yeah I don’t know why people do that.
How tragic.
The worlds tiniest violin, playing a medley of the worlds saddest songs.
Is there really a difference if the money goes to crypto guys or some GOP PAC? They are both scammers from the word go.
And as scammers prefer to target the most gullible idiots, they already have a perfect target group for their “business” with the MAGA brains.
Either way it’s going to organized crime. At least the crypto scammers are unlikely to influence the election!
The money going to crypto guys has less negative impact and might even help some 3rd world north Koreans actually afford food. Any money going to the GOP only brings pain and suffering.
Yes, crypto guys aren’t interested in using the money to help the US become a fascist hellscape.
Non paywall linky:
Not sure whether “let them fight” or “spidermen pointing” meme is more appropriate
