I know where I’m going the next time I need to blow off some steam. Thanks for the tip!
I think the younglings and elderly are there for the upset cyclists to take out their frustrations at not being able to ride their bikes, not for just anyone to come by and abuse…
Don’t keep us in suspense… Billy or old-man Rogers?
Swing Billy at Rogers and get a twofer-one.
Really bad graphic design overall. They might as well have used WordArt.
Or at least Comic Sans.
It is a silly rule to be fair. Sharing the sidewalk with pedestrians is perfectly fine anywhere else but the moment it is in the park it becomes dangerous?
They probably listed to the complaints of Karens.
That’s the neat part: biking on the sidewalk anywhere is unsafe for pedestrians.
In my experience this kind of restriction tends to be in areas with narrow walking paths that have short turns and are actually terrible for riding a bike even if there weren’t other people around.
How many points do I get for each?
Reminds me of all those places supporting child cancer. You never see any signs saying they are against child cancer.
Why do we let celebrities get away with this
Do I have to choose, or can I injure them both?
Don’t be greedy mate. Leave some for the other visitors to injure.
Just the one, but you can always come back tomorrow.
Decisions, decisions…
I choose the elderly child!
Do they offer season passes?
XOR. Don’t be a dick bro.
You have to drift the trolley across both sets of tracks if you want to pull that off
“So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smoosh our five main guys.”
Go green, kill a child!
Eh, more of a Tory thing.
Eh, some fringe of ecologists too.
“Might” makes right.