Use a lemon, have a party.
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
fruits are mammals now
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
Can elope 🥰
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
A man of culture
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Is there another way?
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
there is video?
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
The guys name is John Kilo.
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?